Name: Alistair Morrison IV
DOB: 6/13/1949
POB: Manchester, UK
Residence: Bloomfield Hills, Michigan
Party: Republican
Alistair Morrison IV was born in Manchester, UK in 1949, but his parents moved the family to Michigan when he was 8 years old. His father was an auto worker and his mother opened a persian rug shop that Alistair later took over.
Alistair took an early interest in American politics and after graduating college, began working as a political pundit at the local PBS station. He quickly became a popular voice on politics with his distinctive and memorable phrases. He rose to prominence mostly due to his criticisms of politicians on both sides of the aisle, including a blistering criticism of Richard Nixon, whom he called "a bitter bird crying on his sofa about his own muck-ups."
Morrison continued his punditry until he decided to run for Oakland County Executive in 1984, which he won.
Morrison's hobbies include knitting, watching soccer, and discovering new music, especially the budding Britpop movement. He is still trying to recover from learning that Milli Vanilli were lip-synching.